How Temporary Car Insurance Could Have Led to Hitler's Downfall

When you think of Hitler, what do you think of? World War II? The Holocaust? His moustache?

His moustache. Let's discuss that for a minute. I wonder if he hadn't had that moustache, would his face have been so memorable? Sure, it's one thing to remember all the horrifying, inhumane atrocities he was able to convince the masses were necessary.

But if it hadn't been for that moustache, would we remember his face? It's really unfortunate that he had that moustache. His image, no matter how incorrect it is, will forever be etched in my mind. And that is entirely too bad!

Since we are on the subject of Hitler, I do believe we have a modern-day convenience that may have helped the Allies win the war much more quickly. Maybe even avoid the entire war.

“What is it?” you may be asking.

Temporary Car Insurance.

You heard me.

Let me explain.

First of all, Hitler would have needed all the insurance agencies in the country to write up each policy. They were not digital during this time. Things took a lot longer to process. So in my estimation, it would have taken about three years to enact all these policies. Thus delaying the war. Again I say that is entirely too bad.

Secondly, it would have cost a fortune. Not that money was a problem for Hitler. He could go anywhere demanding money, and it wouldn't even be considered stealing. But it would take some time for him to get enough funds. The thing is he couldn't just get each insurance policy for free because technically he would actually need the cash to recover when his planes and tanks and everything got blown into bits. If he didn't put any money into the policy, ultimately there would be no money nor the natural resources to replace his vehicles. Thus sending his country into a financial depression and stopping the war before it really started. Once again I say that is entirely too bad.

Finally, I would like to point out that Hitler was a rule follower. He made up his own rules for sure, but he followed them to the letter. So if there had been a law that they must have had insurance on all his vehicles including his war planes, his tanks, his jeeps, etc., he would have followed it. Had the country given him only temporary insurance the citizens may have been able to re-evaluate Mr. Hitler's ridiculous claims and assinine statements when the policies came up to renew and deny those renewals. Since Mr. Hitler is a rule follower, he would have been stuck. No insurance would mean no ability to drive. Thus ending an insane man's idiotic ideology. And finally, I say that is entirely too bad.

There you have it: How temporary car insurance could have led to Hilter's downfall.

 

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