When you think of Hitler, what do you think of? World War
II? The Holocaust? His moustache?
His moustache. Let's discuss that for a minute. I wonder if
he hadn't had that moustache, would his face have been so
memorable? Sure, it's one thing to remember all the
horrifying, inhumane atrocities he was able to convince the
masses were necessary.
But if it hadn't been for that moustache, would we remember
his face? It's really unfortunate that he had that
moustache. His image, no matter how incorrect it is, will
forever be etched in my mind. And that is entirely too bad!
Since we are on the subject of Hitler, I do believe we have
a modern-day convenience that may have helped the Allies win
the war much more quickly. Maybe even avoid the entire war.
“What is it?” you may be asking.
Temporary Car Insurance.
You heard me.
Let me explain.
First of all, Hitler would have needed all the insurance
agencies in the country to write up each policy. They were
not digital during this time. Things took a lot longer to
process. So in my estimation, it would have taken about
three years to enact all these policies. Thus delaying the
war. Again I say that is entirely too bad.
Secondly, it would have cost a fortune. Not that money was a
problem for Hitler. He could go anywhere demanding money,
and it wouldn't even be considered stealing. But it would
take some time for him to get enough funds. The thing is he
couldn't just get each insurance policy for free because
technically he would actually need the cash to recover when
his planes and tanks and everything got blown into bits. If
he didn't put any money into the policy, ultimately there
would be no money nor the natural resources to replace his
vehicles. Thus sending his country into a financial
depression and stopping the war before it really started.
Once again I say that is entirely too bad.
Finally, I would like to point out that Hitler was a rule
follower. He made up his own rules for sure, but he followed
them to the letter. So if there had been a law that they
must have had insurance on all his vehicles including his
war planes, his tanks, his jeeps, etc., he would have
followed it. Had the country given him only temporary
insurance the citizens may have been able to re-evaluate Mr.
Hitler's ridiculous claims and assinine statements when the
policies came up to renew and deny those renewals. Since Mr.
Hitler is a rule follower, he would have been stuck. No
insurance would mean no ability to drive. Thus ending an
insane man's idiotic ideology. And finally, I say that is
entirely too bad.
There you have it: How temporary car insurance could have
led to Hilter's downfall.